Oh, DNB.

"How come both the driver and passenger seat warmers are always on after you drive my car?" I ask the DNB.  "Granted, you have a giant ass for a dude, but still..."

"Well, here's how it is," the DNB replies.  "Sometimes you have to get Taco Bell."

"Oh no you didn't."

"I DIDN'T WANT MY TACOS TO GET COLD!"