Friday, September 18, 2009

Testing, testing.

The DNB discovers a treasure!

It's a directional mic he hasn't used for at least 10 years.

His face lights up, and I can see the wheels turning. I have learned that this is NOT A GOOD THING. He disappears into the basement.

He reappears several minutes later, the Buds' e-collar attached to one end of the mic, and a pair of giant headphones attached to the other. He wanders around the house, listening intently.

I lean toward the contraption. "If you think this isn't going on the blog, you're a complete retard instead of just borderline," I tell him.

He waves the parabolic mic in a different direction.

"Wait, say that again. This thing may not be directional."

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