Monday, February 2, 2009

Unintentional Innuendos by John Madden, Or This Guy Needs a Filter

". . . he put a lick on Warner."

"...when he's trying to go deep, [he likes to] to have an outlet."

"Let's talk about penetration."

"That's one of the ways he'll flash."

"If you know Dick . . . he lets guys do things . . . he puts guys in positions to do different things."

"Look at the hands on Fitzgerald. . . big and strong hands."

In our house, we're not big John Madden fans. Which is why halfway through the Big Game, the DNB turns to me and asks, "Why would someone send anthrax letters to senators when they could send anthrax letters to John Madden?"

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