My Ears Are Small I Know, But They're Not Yours, They Are My Own.
It's a Friday night just after Happy Hour.
"Baby," the DNB proclaims jovially, after a few beers. "What if I put my penis in your ear?"
I have no idea what he's talking about, but it concerns me nonetheless. "Umm, I think we might have more important things to talk about."
He tries to focus his eyeballs on my face.
"Like WHY YOUR PENIS FITS IN MY EAR??" I suggest.
"Yes," the DNB replies.
"OR," he pauses dramatically. "How your ear got pregnant."
"Baby," the DNB proclaims jovially, after a few beers. "What if I put my penis in your ear?"
I have no idea what he's talking about, but it concerns me nonetheless. "Umm, I think we might have more important things to talk about."
He tries to focus his eyeballs on my face.
"Like WHY YOUR PENIS FITS IN MY EAR??" I suggest.
"Yes," the DNB replies.
"OR," he pauses dramatically. "How your ear got pregnant."
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