Tuesday, February 10, 2009

And Now there is a Hole in the Wall.

It's Friday night, and the DNB has disappeared right as we're about to start Wayne's World 2.

I finally open the basement door to find him standing on a ladder. He's wearing one of the Flashlight Hats my mother gave each of us a few years ago. I continue to be mortified by the hideous things, but the DNB can often be spotted sporting one or both of them around the house.

I stand on the landing with my hands on my hips. He ignores me diligently. I look down, and notice chunks of wall scattered about.

"What are you DOING?" I shriek. "Why is there WALL on the FLOOR?"

"I didn't do it," the DNB replies sheepishly, peering at me through the eerie glow of the Hat.

"What in the world is going on?" I ask, more calmly.

"Nothing," he replies.

"Do you want to think about your answer?"

"No?"

No comments: