Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A Non-Exhaustive List of Phrases That Are Not Foreplay

The DNB would like me to note that these phrases are for the most part somewhat in no way taken from anecdotal evidence.

  • Come on, get on it.

  • Do you want a penis in your ear?

  • Look at it, don't you want it?

  • Bowwwwwwwwwwwwwl of fruuuuuuuuuuuuit.

  • Wanna do it?

  • What about now?

  • Are you sure you don't wanna do it?

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