Thursday, January 22, 2009

Birth Control

"After we have one baby, I'm totally getting with a lesbian. No more babies!!!" I'm pleased with my brilliance.

"I am too," the DNB replies. "YESSSSSSSS!"

"No, you are not," I say sternly.

"Baby," he says. "Think about it, would you rather me get with a lesbian or a thespian?"

"WHAT?" I shriek. "I can't believe you'd even consider that!! Thespians are total whores, have you MET Amber?"

"Man, now I wish I'd auditioned for more shows in high school."


Anonymous said...

Tell the DNB that shows at his high school definitely would have involved "soggy nachos"

Anonymous said...

*Shudder* soggy nachos...