Oscillating mascara
That the DNB doesn't ask for diamonds every day like I do because DUDE, that would be totally annoying
Parmesan Goldfish
Friends who will tell me they don't think I'll ever successfully make fudge because they know I can take it (and that it's probably true)
My husband accompanying me to the grocery store because he knows how much I hate going there, and also that he bags all of our groceries because the store is so ghetto they don't have baggers
When my father jumps in to send a reply on an email exchange between my mother, sisters, and I, but doesn't sign his name, and we all can tell by the first sentence that it's him
Forever stamps, because no one should have to think about stamp denominations
The fact that although my sister was adopted, I can love her the same as my other siblings
Wine with 14% alcohol, and that my fitness trainer introduced me to it
E-visits with my doctor -- one more thing I can do over the internet without any personal interaction, and I mean that in a good way
That my employer doesn't block Facebook
Orange, my hair stylist who always forces me do the right thing but makes it seem like it's my choice. At least hair-wise.
People who are my friends even though I couldn't nurture a rock, much less a bowl full of sunshine
That my baby brother wrote a song entitled "I'm Watching You With My Single Eyes" (I'm watching you with my single eyes / I'm watching you with my single eyes / I'm watching you with my single, single eyes) because it has made me spontaneously crack up dozens of times this week alone
That Dr. Pepper is made with 23 flavors instead of only 20 because then it would probably suck
Cheese
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