Karma is Making Me Lose a Ton of Weight

We spend a quiet night at home!

Until, that is, I go to the bathroom.

"I can hear you up there!" the DNB shouts. *ahem* "I can hear you giggling, and I know what you're laughing about, so just quit!"

I try, but it's no use.

"Fine, I took gravy for lunch! Get over it!"