Friday, November 21, 2008

I'm only posting this to be fair, and because the DNB insisted.

We discuss the DNB's conniving ways!

"I can read you like a glove," I tell him.

"Oh really," he replies. "You read gloves."

"Wait, what?"

"You can read people like gloves, eh?" He's mocking me, but I'm not sure why. "Or is it more like books?" Ah. Crap.

"Oh. What's the thing with gloves then?"

"Something fits like a glove," he explains patiently, as if he's the Master of Idioms.

"Yes, because if it doesn't fit, you must acquit," I reply solemnly.

"Indeed. And always walk tall and carry a big stick."

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