Friday, August 8, 2008

Wherein the DNB believes he is still a bachelor.

The DNB has been wearing the same stained basketball shorts around the house for the past 3-4 weeks. I have begged him to wash them because, ew. To no avail.

As we get ready for bed, I notice he is wearing them again.

"Are you still wearing those nasto-rasto shorts with the stain?" I exclaim, knowing the answer.

"Maybe," he says nonchalantly, looking down at the stain to confirm that yes, they are still the same nasto-rasto shorts with the stain. "Huh, the stain seems smaller."

I look on him with displeasure.

"That's kind of cool," he continues, examining his shorts carefully. "If you wear dirty clothes long enough, eventually the stains just disappear!"

My eyes widen.

"Don't blog about this."

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