Can You Get a Dog-Related Restraining Order?
"He's so soft and cuddly," the DNB comments, stroking Nahoa's silky ears.
"He really is," I agree.
"I could just . . . " the DNB pauses, searching for the right words. "I could just make a purse out of him," he concludes.
I sit up straight.
"You could . . . MAKE A PURSE. Out of our dog."
"Yeah," the DNB signs wistfully. "I'd just sew his ears together." He doesn't seem to realize how incredibly creepy that sounds as he walks off.
I grab Nahoa protectively. "No more alone time with Diddy," I whisper to him.
"He really is," I agree.
"I could just . . . " the DNB pauses, searching for the right words. "I could just make a purse out of him," he concludes.
I sit up straight.
"You could . . . MAKE A PURSE. Out of our dog."
"Yeah," the DNB signs wistfully. "I'd just sew his ears together." He doesn't seem to realize how incredibly creepy that sounds as he walks off.
I grab Nahoa protectively. "No more alone time with Diddy," I whisper to him.
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