Baseball, Apple Pie, and Chips
I discuss a friend's clean lifestyle.
"Dude, you don't drink or smoke; you have no addictions. It's unreal," I say admiringly. "Do you have no vices?"
"Ohhh," he replies. "Oh I have vices."
"Like what?"
"Chips."
"Chips are not a vice."
"I can eat a whole bag in one sitting!" he exclaims.
"That is not a vice," I explain knowledgeably. "That's the American Way."
"Dude, you don't drink or smoke; you have no addictions. It's unreal," I say admiringly. "Do you have no vices?"
"Ohhh," he replies. "Oh I have vices."
"Like what?"
"Chips."
"Chips are not a vice."
"I can eat a whole bag in one sitting!" he exclaims.
"That is not a vice," I explain knowledgeably. "That's the American Way."
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