Tuesday, April 8, 2008

He didn't go for "I Heart Dudes" either

We get tattoos!

Well, I do. The DNB won't.

"I don't understand why you won't get a tattoo with my name on it," I pout. "It's like you think our marriage isn't permanent."

"I do think it's permanent," he replies. "But I'm not getting your name tattooed on me."

The DNB is fairly conservative when it comes to Alternative Expressions; I'm the one with the rebel's heart and the tongue ring.

"What if it were someplace hidden?" I suggest. "Like just over your pubic bone."

"Still no, and even more no," he says, crossing his arms.

"It kind of feels like you hate me."

3 comments:

Amber said...

I remember the "I Heart Dudes" night at the Distillery!

So what is yours?

S said...

The super tricky thing I did there was post something that was seemingly present tense, but which actually happened in the PAST. So I used the "past tense" label.

The tattoo I was referring to is white lettering, in my handwriting, on the inside of my left wrist. It says "Justice," and the reason is a story for another day. But as far as the white tattoo part goes, I love it to bits.

Amber said...

Oh, I've seen that one. That WAS tricky. I apparently need to pay attention to your labels. Which I've never done before.