Monday, March 10, 2008

Wo-Manliness

"Baby," the DNB says. "I just feel like you're not acknowledging my manliness. It's like I do all of these really manly things like building fires and working in the garage, and I think you need to appreciate my ruggedness more."

"I want to," I reply patiently. "It's just that you're giving this big manliness speech while working on your cuticles with the cuticle trimmers you went out and bought so that you would have your own, personal set."

He looks down at his manicured hands. "Yeah, I didn't realize that."

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