Friday, March 14, 2008

My Final Skeleton

The DNB and I share everything as One!

Or at least, we do now. Because until today I was holding one last, final secret.

"I have to tell you something deeply personal," I tell him. "If I tell you, you have to SWEAR not to tease me about it."

"Sure," he says, concerned.

"I'm serious. SWEAR. I'm very sensitive about it," I reiterate, looking at him fervently.

"I swear not to tease you about it," he promises dutifully.

"Okay." I take a deep breath.

"Sometimes," I say slowly, to gauge his reaction, "I shave my toes."

"That's it?" he asks in astonishment. "That's the deeply personal thing? A thing that is totally normal for women??"

"Well no one wants to have Hobbit Feet, and it's very concerning to me," I explain, voice quivering.

He sighs and looks over at me tenderly.

"I am REALLY regretting that promise."


chris alan jones said...

i am now absolutely positive that me and the dnb would be bff.

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