Wednesday, February 20, 2008


The DNB, being short on sleep and long on trying to beat the Tubular level on Super Mario World, has been how-do-you-say CRABBY recently. Little things annoy him - living, breathing, and that thing where I pull his armpit hairs.

"What was it like before you were cranky?" I ask him one night.

"Umm. Good," he replies. "What was it like before you were irritating?"

"I don't remember that time," I say.

"Neither do I," he quips pointedly.

I want to note that it's probably because he has no short- or long-term memory faculties, but decide in a Moment of Wisdom to keep my mouth shut.

We sit in silence.

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