Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Completely Inappropriate Job Match Suggestions Provided By An Online Career Site We'll Call MareerBuilder.com

  • Optician
  • Correctional Officer
  • Pharmacist
  • Parenting Coordinator
  • Financial Exam Consultant
  • Fluent Norwegian Document Review Attorney
  • Security Console Operator

9 comments:

Kyle said...

Yes, I am judgemental, or perhaps just mental. Since Dana and I got mentioned in your blogodefinition, does that mean we are like the staple attendees of a bar, like Cliff and Norm in Cheers?

Dana said...

I think we're more like her underlings. She's Sam, I'm Carla and you're Woody. Or maybe that old guy.

I really should wear that t-shirt more often.

S said...

Huh. And all this time I thought you were only adoring fans. It kind of felt like a Fan Club Membership Kit was imminent.

Dana said...

Well, I thought the adoring fan thing was a given.

A Membership Kit would be nice.

Kyle said...

Lets do it. What does the kit include? A t-shirt is compulsory. I think for the ladies it should have a monthly sample of the beauty care "product" of choice. For the guys: The DNB's Super Nintendo Game Choice of the Month.

Dana said...

Ooh, I like those ideas. It also needs an autographed picture of S and the DNB with the Buds, and a (form) letter from S.

Kyle said...

Yes, great idea - perhaps the thankyou note they sent out for their wedding...classic.

S said...

Great work this morning, guys, really just great work. As long as we don't forget about the Monthly Membership Club Dues, we're on board.

Dana said...

Is our love not enough?