Tuesday, November 13, 2007

An Open Letter to the Inventor of Wine

Dear Sir/Ma'am (or possibly Jesus),

I think you got shafted. Many of us use the phrase "the best thing since sliced bread." Whoever came up with that grossly inadequate comparison has clearly never tried wine.

WINE IS THE BEST THING SINCE WINE!

The beauty of wine is that it allows you to get drunk while looking ridiculously classy. No one ever looks trashy drinking wine, it's crazy. And perhaps you thought of this from the outset, but whether it comes from a box or a $150 bottle, all wine looks the same in my glass.

Brilliant.

With major kudos from one of your biggest fans,
S

2 comments:

K said...

I laughed out loud before I even got past "possibly Jesus."

Ha!

Clara said...

Aaaaaamen sistah!

Wine is one of the many reasons why I love our church. They do Wednesday night dinners every week that ALWAYS include endless carafes of red and white wine. The night before Thanksgiving, it's all you can eat spaghetti and wine.....heaven!