Surprise! The Government Sucks! Or, S Takes a Trip to Her Local Government Agencies

Lest there be any doubt about how much I love the DNB, let me just point out now and forevermore that I just spent over an hour and a half at the Social Security Administration's Minneapolis Field Office (the WORST PLACE ON EARTH), and then another hour at the license branch - all in an effort to legally change my last name.

Ms. DNB it is.