Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Like Ted Williams, only slightly less creepy

I come up with a brilliant idea.

"Maybe we should freeze a couple embryos so that in case you die, I can still have Kirby and Madeline with our combined Super DNA," I suggest to the DNB.

"No," he says.

"Why not? What man would want me if I'm impregnated with the love child of my dead husband? It's the perfect way to keep me from ever being able to remarry," I argue.

He pauses. "Because all the talking wouldn't do it."

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