Sunday, October 28, 2007

Children are the Devil

I'm just going to go ahead and put that out in the universe, hoping that karma won't bite me in the ass with quadruplets some day.

The thing is, I spent most of the last three years in perfect health, blissfully illness-free. It wasn't just that I was always locked away in the law school library, because let's face it, I didn't set foot in that library after orientation. No, it was more that I wasn't around children.

It was a happy time, thoughts of germs and disease far from my mind. But now that the DNB spends his days healing those little bastards, he's bringing home all kinds of noxious bacteria. It's overwhelming, and my body has been sneezing, coughing, sniffling, and rasping its way into submission.

The Buds would NEVER do such a thing to me.

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