Saturday, September 1, 2007

Order with Specificity

With no innuendo intended, let me just say that the DNB likes meat on his pizza. Serious meat in serious quantities.

So when he puts me in charge of ordering our pizza (this time from the goth folks at Luce, not the caped crusaders of Galactic), I am especially mindful of his instructions that his pizza must contain toppings of pepperoni and pepperoni.

"I would like what can only be described as an ASS TON of pepperoni," I say when placing our order.

"So you want a lot of pepperoni?" the employee deadpans.

"Yes."

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