Thursday, September 13, 2007

Anything you are eating, anything at all, you must offer me also.

So No-Bake Cookies are popular in our house.

We sit on the couch one evening. I don't even realize the DNB is pounding them down until I look over and notice the empty Tupperware.

"YOU ATE ALL THE NO-BAKES?" I scream. "You didn't even OFFER ME ONE?" Our dogs wince at the pitch of my voice.

The DNB looks over at me sheepishly. He silently examines the container which held the Beloved Treats, tilting it, and then holds it towards me.

"Hell no, I am NOT so desperate that I'm going to LICK THE CONTAINER," I say indignantly.

"Oh good," he replies, "Because I already did."

No comments: