Sunday, July 15, 2007

"On Key" is Such a Relative Phrase

The DNB learns something new about me!

We are lounging on the couch after determining that he can, in fact, take bigger bites of pizza than me.

"And he's got a big . . . mouth," I sing, imitating the sing-song Love Actually line that ends with the word "knob."

The DNB stares at me in disbelief. Finally he says, "Baby. Seriously."

Have I offended him? He knows he has a big mouth, we've discussed this before.

"What?" I ask, genuinely confused.

"Can you sing in TUNE?" he inquires incredulously. "Like on some sort of PITCH?"

Oh, that.

"No."

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