Thursday, June 7, 2007

See those initials after my name? It's J.D., not M.D.

On our last joint trip to the Cities, I saw a billboard detailing the symptoms of menopause. Pondering for a moment why anyone needs to read that list in 4,509 pt. Times New Roman, I look over at the DNB. "The real reason people don't have kids after menopause is that the vagina is all shriveled, dry, and itchy, and no one wants to go there," I tell him. "Oh my God, baby," he says with his eyes on the road.

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