Friday, June 22, 2007

I know you are but what am I?

We lie in bed talking.

I kick the bed.

Try it sometime, it actually feels amazing. Do it when you're lying on your stomach in bed. Bend one leg at the knee and kick down into the mattress.

I kick again.

"Stop kicking," says the DNB, predictably.

"I can't," I whine. "It helps me relax. I think I have Restless Leg Syndrome. I saw a commercial."

I kick a third time, with a big resounding thud.

"I think you have Annoying Voluntary Kicking the Bed Syndrome," he responds and flounces over onto his other side, his back to me.

"Well I think you have Annoying Ugly Face Syndrome . . . " I say, maturely.

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