Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Likes & Dislikes

Likes:

  • Forehead kisses
  • Body butter
  • Being an age that is an even number
  • Children I am related to, or those spawned by my close friends
  • This is Spinal Tap
  • Hardwood floors
  • Frozen margaritas that have tumbled for hours, no salt
  • Pottery Barn
  • Snow days
  • Friends who know how to give as well as take
  • Peanut sauce
  • Inside jokes
  • Lipgloss
  • Gummy vitamins
  • Armpit waxing
  • Candles
  • Vehicle seat-warmers
  • Water, except to drink
  • Kyle's mom
  • A crackling fire on a cold night
  • Siblings, particularly my own
  • Football
  • Bare Escentuals
  • Open book exams
  • Crossing tasks off lists
  • Making the DNB laugh
  • Long lunches with friends

Dislikes:
  • Beverages that are lukewarm or hotter
  • Pulp
  • Other children
  • Lowe's
  • Eating chickens that did not die happily
  • Diet Coke
  • Popped collars - and to the 2L female who does this every day, stop. No really, stop.
  • When another driver does something illegal or rude, you honk, and they flip you off
  • Going to the dentist
  • The smell of stewing chicken
  • Taking medicine
  • When Lesbian Nazi Hookers are abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs
  • Olives - the only known food the DNB and I both dislike
  • Eyedrops, or anything besides my finger touching my eye
  • Licorice
  • The "Bichon Head"
  • Wal-mart
  • Billable hours
  • Feet, including my own
  • White chocolate
  • Strangers talking to me on elevators, i.e. the woman yesterday who said simply, "Looks like it's back to pantyhose again"
  • When the DNB forgets to turn off his alarm after he gets up
  • Email forwards
  • Being home alone overnight

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